Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest. As he swung his axe, the tree said “don’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack replied, “and you will dialogue.”
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Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE
HEY GUYS IF YOU DON’T INTERACT WITH ME PLEASE DO I WANNA KNOW YALL
Definitely do it! I hate this hellsite sometimes, but it did also save my sanity and introduce me to great friends
Yes please talk to me, I’m lonely and thirsty.
Just a quick reminder
Not everyone will like your fic. Write it anyway.
Not everyone will like your art. Keep drawing.
Not everyone will like your moodboards/edits/vids. Make more.
Pursue your craft because it makes you happy, and just know that there are people out there who adore everything you create and can’t wait for more. And there are fans that haven’t found you yet, but your content will change their life.
Keep creating, okay?
I love you guys. And I support you all so hard.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink. Entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Overcome with the beauty of Earth seen from space, the astronaut removed his helmet. The view was breath taking.
Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”
“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

